ΠΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΎ Π’ΡΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΡΠΈΠΏΡΠΈΡ
I have decided to have another baby! Yay!
Yes, I know I'm not dating anyone, so I'm going to need someone to donate some sperm to me.
And I happen to know the perfect candidate. You!
What do you mean you can't do it because I'm your mom?
First of all, no one is as handsome as you.