Wie bei tausend und eine Nacht nur viel besser! Der Prinz der jede Prinzessin den Arsch stopft!!

Well you see, Hoagie, my master almost lost his job today. He's going to be so furious.

This relationship, I will never understand.

How could my favorite genie stay with a mere mortal after she grants him his three mandatory wishes?

And how could this mortal continue to work, knowing that you could give him anything he could ever want?

I will never understand.