SLUTTY FOR ME - muscle boi teaches you the essentials of being a SLUT for PRIDE

My friend, this is an intervention. I'm kidding, but we do really need to talk

about something, so sit down with me.

Look, I know I'm wearing a silly outfit, but this is all gonna make sense.

Pride is coming up really fast, and honestly, I don't think I can go through

another year where you hype yourself up, get so excited, and then fucking pussy