I totally caught you me joi

Hey, boy. You snuck in again? Oh my god. You just came to watch me put on my lotion again?

What is it about you and watching me put white, creamy stuff all over my body?

Hmm, would you rather see it on me, or would you rather eat that white, creamy stuff?

Look at that bulge in your pants. Maybe you would like to eat that white, creamy stuff.

I'm not talking about lotion, though.